Ideabird 5/16/2012

He knew he'd faked his way into the CEO slot, and plenty of other people knew it. But damn if he didn't look good in a suit, and competent people made his initiatives work. Until they didn't work, and he wound up in front of a Congressional hearing. A year or so out, and he was asked to appear on an interview show. He'd forgotten to shave, and the cowboy hat looked OK on him. His gritty approach and tough language led to the vice-presidency. Which was fine until the president choked on a ham sandwich.

© Tony Jonick 2013