Ideabird 6/22/12

She's not sure whether she's dreaming or not but civil-war general are wandering in and out of conversation with her. But they keep getting their own facts wrong. She's awfully confused herself, unable to tell a rat from a cucumber without peeling them. But she knows her civil-war facts, and keeps educating them. Finally Stonewall Jackson remembers himself, and the others soon follow suit. In their own luciditiy they explain that she was a history professor, hit in the head during a Gettysburg re-enactment. She is currently in a coma.

© Tony Jonick 2013